Best story ever :D
Once upon time there lived a pretty little black unicorn that
pooped out rainbow tamales that were so rare but there was a twist, to poop out
those yummy tamales he had to consume human souls so he asked me to kill people
if I wanted those delicious tamales and like a fool I did so I slashed,
stabbed, and burned everyone I could until I got caught by a little young boy
little did I know I was staring into the eyes of Satan’s favorite son :o he
tried to steal the souls that I took for my little black unicorn so I stabbed tony
aka satins child right in his stomach until he no longer moved. Delighted I was
skipping to my friend the unicorn he ate every soul and gave me so many tamales
I got to eat for a week ^_^ it was all worth it
true story dudes :D
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